Best Patrick Bateman Quotes From American Psycho
TweetI don't want to get you drunk, but, ah, that's a very fine Chardonnay you're not drinking.
That's a very fine chardonnay you're drinking. I want you to clean your vagina.
You're a fucking ugly bitch. I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood.
I want to fit in.
Don't touch the watch.
Listen, you'll have to excuse me. I have a lunch meeting with Cliff Huxtable at the Four Seasons in 20 minutes.
'Oh Africa Brave Africa'. It was... a laugh riot.
Not quite blonde, are we? More of a dirty blonde.
I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane?
Waiter: Would you like to hear today's specials? Patrick Bateman: Not if you want to keep your spleen.
Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual.
Well, for one thing, I think he was probably a closet homosexual who did a lot of cocaine. That whole Yale thing.
That's 'Bone'.
If another round of Bellinis comes within a twenty foot radius of our table were going to light the maitri de on fire. So you know, warn him
I have to return some videotapes.
All it comes down to is this: I feel like shit but look great.
Because trying to fuck you is like trying to french-kiss a very.... small and... lively gerbil? With braces?
I tried to make meat loaf out of the girl but it becomes too frustrating a task and instead I spend the afternoon smearing her meat all over the walls, chewing on strips of skin I ripped from her body
I laugh maniacally, then take a deep breath and touch my chest- expecting a heart to be thumping quickly, impatiently, but there's nothing there, not even a beat.
The Patty Winters Show this morning was about Home Abortion Kits.
As we arrive at Espace I'm on the verge of tears as I'm certain we won't get a decent table. But we do; relief washes over me in an awesome wave.
Paul Allen has mistaken me for this dickhead Marcus Halberstram.
Marcus and I even go to the same barber, although I have a slightly better haircut.
There's a moment of sheer panic when I realize that Paul's apartment overlooks the park... and is obviously more expensive than mine.
All it comes down to is this: I feel like shit but look great.
I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust.
Well, Halberstram, I could tell you... but then I'd have to kill ya.
Well, for one thing, I think he was probably a closet homosexual who did a lot of cocaine. That whole Yale thing.
Pumpkin, you're dating an asshole.
TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD! YOU, FUCKING BASTARD!
Did you know that Ted Bundy's first dog, a collie, was named Lassie?
There are no girls with good personalities.
Just cool it with the anti-Semitic remarks.
Not a menorah. You spin a dreidel.
Mistletoe alert!
Hamilton, have a holly-jolly Christmas.
My need to engage in homicidal behaviour on a massive scale cannot be corrected but, uh, I have no other way to fulfill my needs.
No, I like music. Just they're... Huey's too black sounding for me.
Negative. Cancel it.
What's wrong with that? It's totally disease-free.
I can do a 1,000 now.
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Here is a list of my favorite quotes from the book and movie titled American Psycho. These are my personal favorite quotes and the lines that I believe summarize and define Patrick Bateman. There are so many great and shocking Patrick Bateman quotes that it's hard to determine the very best ones.